relishboi:

ape olympics 

cremedelabrulee:

birdschoolforbirds:

sapphicmoonlight:

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

ninetail-fox:

the Sailor Moon parfait ,Roppongi

dawnb1ade:

what if you could ban people from a store in real life the same way you ban someone in a video game server like some dude just starts yelling FUCK over and over in mcdonalds and then suddenly he’s just gone

caterpie:

Pocket Fighter Arcade Flyer (1997)

girldagger:

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

phoneus:

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

Would you hug him for one billion dollars?

Sure I’d pay anything to hug him

the-macra:

scriptscribbles:

Do you ever just remember how Lego Dobby had no pants

That’s so he can give pussy indulgences

wongsrealm:

stolemyself:

*at a corporate business meeting*

*guy walks over to the easel and aggressively flips over the first page to reveal a second page with just the word ‘mood’ printed in large text right in the middle of the page*

THIS *smacks the page with his pointer* this is what we need to capitalize on

*other businessmen around the table start muttering to each other*
“mood”
“big mood
“me”
“mood”
“same”
“zndskskdnjdjsksj”

junkiechurch:

junkiechurch:

dpi stands for dobby pussy indulgence so jot that down

as you can see the more dobbys pussy is indulged, the better

chefpyro:

sazquotch:

chefpyro:

question for people who know biology.

when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth

thrussy stays tight

this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten on this post, well done

3607:

I hate when there’s like. A group of guys in my vicinity